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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 07:07

Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Italy citizenship referendum polarises country - BBC
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
What are your best funny dating stories?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Person with measles visited Boston hotel, museum, airport, health officials warn - NBC Boston
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
Next, they tried...
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Sam’s Club Just Made a Change to Its Rotisserie Chicken - Allrecipes
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...